just cos I ainâ??t never â??ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever, never ever
you ainâ??t got no call not to think I wouldnâ??t fall
into thinking that I ainâ??t too clever
and it ainâ??t not having oen thing nor another
niether, either is it anything, whatever
and itâ??s not not knowing that thier ainâ??t nothign showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ainâ??t never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things â??ave got read into what I never sad, â??till me mouth becomes me â??ead
which ainâ??t not all that clever
and itâ??s not not saying one thing nor another
neither, either is ist anything I havenâ??t said, whatever
and it ainâ??t not proving that me mind ainâ??t moving
and I answer to the naem of Trever, however

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevorâ??s clever
either have they got
nor neither havenâ??t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

why should I feel bad about something I ainâ??t â??ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ainâ??t half not half co thereâ??s nowhere to put it
even if I â??ad iâ??m a bit of a Jack the Lad

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevorâ??s clever
either have they got
nor neither havenâ??t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way