I like cheese but i can't digest the shit,
I'm on the lu' in the middle of Washington,
These are some of the things i can't eat,
It's yogurt, milk and cheese that make me shit,
I can not not not have nothing yo,
But when i eat dairy my bowels do flow.

Uh-oh i think i shit myself (ahhh)
It's the icing man,
I'll be right back, i'm going to the can. (ahh, oohh)

You can not digest the lactose,
These are just the facts.(4x)